{"product_id":"the-full-irish-survival-kit-bag-charm","title":"The Full Irish Survival Kit Bag Charm","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eLook, let’s be entirely honest with ourselves. The world is a bit of a chaotic fire show right now, and the absolute bare minimum you need to get through the day isn't mindfulness or a green juice. It’s the sacred emotional infrastructure of the nation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eI’m talking, of course, about a crisp sandwich. Or a massive, thick slab of real butter on a heel of sliced pan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eBecause I care about your mental stability, I’ve shrunk the essentials down into this glorious, glitter-flecked piece of survival gear. Clip it onto your favourite bag, and you’ll instantly be carrying the ultimate holy trinity of Irish comfort, plus a gorgeous little resin spud dangling for good luck. It’s chaotic, it’s deeply practical emotional reassurance, and it looks brilliant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhether you're battling the elements, an existential crisis, or just a really long commute, it’s a tiny reminder that home—and carbs—are never too far away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Line-up:\u003c\/b\u003e Features miniature replicas of a loaf of Brennans bread, a block of Kerrygold butter, a classic packet of crisps, and a perfectly glossy little potato.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHardware:\u003c\/b\u003e Heavy-duty silver-tone carabiner clip that actually stays attached to your bag, no matter how much you rummage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Handcrafted with a subtle touch of glitter because if you can't romanticise a carbohydrate, what can you do?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"RainbowRegalia","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53531712487771,"sku":"894","price":50.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/4009\/6859\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_f351c04c-21b0-4770-8e99-5d6ad8cd9a6c.jpg?v=1783428653","url":"https:\/\/rainbow-regalia.com\/products\/the-full-irish-survival-kit-bag-charm","provider":"RainbowRegalia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}