{"product_id":"the-precious-eejit-flower-necklace","title":"The Precious Eejit Necklace","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eIf you’re going to call someone an eejit, you might as well do it with a bit of floral charm and a whole lot of glitter. Handcrafted in my studio, this necklace is the perfect gift for your best friend, your sibling, or yourself—because let’s face it, we’ve all had those days where we’ve earned the title.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThe pendant sits on a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"22\"\u003e45cm chain\u003c\/b\u003e, available in either \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"54\"\u003estainless steel or gold-plated\u003c\/b\u003e finish, ensuring it’s the most stylish bit of calling-out you’ll do all year. It’s loud, it’s proud, and it’s a hell of a lot more charming than just shouting at someone in traffic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Design\u003c\/b\u003e: A lime green glitter flower backdrop featuring a matching fuschia glitter 3D rose and the word \"eejit\" in a bold, flowing script.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Chain\u003c\/b\u003e: Your choice of a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"28\"\u003e45cm stainless steel\u003c\/b\u003e chain (perfect for the silver lovers) or a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"92\"\u003egold-plated\u003c\/b\u003e chain (for when you want the insult to look like a high-end accessory).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Material\u003c\/b\u003e: Eco-conscious \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"28\"\u003eplant-based resin\u003c\/b\u003e, because I like my sass to be as sustainable as it is sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/b\u003e: \"I’m very affectionate, but I’m also extremely tired of your nonsense.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️Please note that each of these pieces is made to order, which means I'm not sitting on a mountain of wasted stock like some fast-fashion nightmare—it's better for the planet, though it does mean your order might take a minute to ship if the demand is particularly chaotic⚠️\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"5\"\u003ePrecious Eejit necklace, Irish slang jewellery, glitter resin necklace, floral statement pendant, plant-based resin jewellery, eejit necklace, handmade Ireland, Greystones maker, Rainbow Regalia, RainbowRegalia.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"RainbowRegalia","offers":[{"title":"Gold-plated","offer_id":52907695145307,"sku":"852","price":35.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stainless Steel","offer_id":52907695178075,"sku":"852","price":35.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/4009\/6859\/files\/Flower_pendant_with_word_eejit.jpg?v=1777727348","url":"https:\/\/rainbow-regalia.com\/products\/the-precious-eejit-flower-necklace","provider":"RainbowRegalia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}