Absolute Starbar Necklace
€42,00 EUR
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Absolute Starbar Necklace
€42,00
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Look, we don’t say nice things to each other in this country very often without a heavy layer of sarcasm attached. So if someone actually calls you an "absolute starbar", you hold onto that person for dear life. Or, better yet, buy yourself this bloody necklace and wear the proof around your neck so nobody can question it.
Handcrafted in my studio, this is a shameless, gloriously tacky tribute to both the legendary corner-shop chocolate bar you used to shove in your face after a terrible day, and the highest compliment known to Irish civil society. I’ve hand-poured the purple star and those glittery yellow-and-violet letters using plant-based resin—because we like our existential crises to be eco-friendly—and suspended the whole circus from a sturdy 45cm stainless steel chain with matching stainless steel findings.
It’s bold, it’s noisy, and it sits right on your chest like a little badge of honour for surviving another week. Buy it for yourself, or give it to the one friend who routinely saves your life at 2:00 AM on a Thursday.
The Details:
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The Concept: A shameless double-meaning homage to classic Irish sugar-trauma and top-tier local praise.
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The Build: Hand-poured using eco-friendly, plant-based resin.
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The Chain: A 45cm polished stainless steel chain with hypoallergenic stainless steel findings.
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The Wear: Lightweight enough that it won't pull on your neck while you're rolling your eyes.