The Pat & Kerry Earrings

The Pat & Kerry: Mismatched Potato and Kerrygold Butter Earrings

We’ve all been there—standing in the kitchen at 11:00 PM, wondering if life has any meaning, and then we see it: a fresh spud and a foil-wrapped block of the good butter. It’s a religious experience, really. These earrings are my tribute to that moment of pure, unadulterated Irish comfort.

Handcrafted in my Greystones studio, I’ve used bio-resin to create this beautifully realistic little potato and a miniature packet of Kerrygold. They’re suspended from 15mm stainless steel hoops, which are hypoallergenic and sturdy enough to survive a brisk walk on the South Beach or a particularly enthusiastic session of making mash.

• The Concept: A deconstructed Tayto sandwich for your ears—minus the crumbs.

• The Charms: Mismatched bio-resin potato and Kerrygold butter block.

• The Hardware:  Choice of 15mm or 30mm stainless steel hoops for a secure, comfortable fit.

• The Vibe: "I’m very refined, but I will absolutely fight you for the last bit of crusty bread".

• Handmade: Poured, polished, and assembled right here in Wicklow.

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