The Relic Rebel Necklace

The Relic Rebel: Because sometimes you just need to pull a beard (metaphorically, of course).

Look, we’ve all been there. You’re trying to have a civilised conversation and someone says something so spectacularly dim that you just want to reach out and... well, you know. These figures on the fan-shaped pendant are doing exactly that—caught in an eternal, elegant loop of pulling each other's beards. It’s ancient, it’s chaotic, and it’s basically my internal monologue during most school runs.

Handcrafted in Greystones, I’ve refurbished this vintage find with a fresh layer of resin and flanked it with repurposed turquoise and ceramic beads. It’s all suspended from a lightweight stainless steel paperclip chain (43cm with a 6cm extension), making it the perfect piece for when you want to look sophisticated but let people know you’re not to be trifled with.

• The Drama: Features two ancient figures engaged in a classic beard-pulling row.

• Materials: Refurbished resin pendant, repurposed turquoise beads, and ceramic accents.

• Chain: 43cm stainless steel paperclip chain + 6cm extension—sturdy enough for actual life.

• The Vibe: "I’m very cultured, but I will absolutely start a row if I have to" energy.

Handmade Irish jewellery, Greystones Co Wicklow, sustainable fashion Ireland, turquoise bead necklace, vintage pendant revival, stainless steel paperclip chain, unique statement jewellery, Rainbow Regalia.