Today's Bread, Tomorrow's Hangover Earrings

If there’s a more accurate depiction of the Irish human condition than this, I haven’t seen it. These are Today’s Bread, Tomorrow’s Hangover Earrings, a pair for the person who knows that sometimes the only thing standing between you and a complete existential collapse is a very specific sandwich.

It’s essentially a portable "In Case of Emergency" kit for your ears.

The Details

• The Design: A perfectly mismatched duo featuring a miniature loaf of Brennan’s Bread and a packet of Cheese & Onion Tayto.

• The Material: Hand-poured using plant-based resin, because we care about the planet almost as much as we care about crisp sandwiches.

• The Hardware: Suspended from your choice of 15mm hoops in either gold-plated or stainless steel.

• The Vibe: "I may have stayed out until 3 AM, but I have a plan for tomorrow morning".

Handmade in Greystones, these are the only earrings that will make total strangers stop you to discuss their preferred butter-to-crisp ratio. Ideal for festivals, 21st birthdays, or just a Tuesday when you’re feeling particularly patriotic.

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